Band Bios
Everything you wanted to know about the band!


Surlaw Themai (the-mie, long "i")
Surlaw hails originally from England. He has an accent when he gets angry and often uses slang from his home country although he suppresses it otherwise.
Age: 27 || Eyes: Green || Height: 5" 10"
Romantic Interest: Elly || Makeup: None. || Pets: none
Skin Tone: Pale, but not too pale. Burns easily and it usually sprouts freckles all along his neck and back when he does.
Body Type: Big-boned and has a little bit of a beer belly. His upper body is very developed and strong.
Hair: Long, brown, and wild underneath the fedora he always wears. He also has giant mutton chops that are so much a part of him no one has seen pictures of him without them!
Clothing: Ungodly shirts with ruffles and sequins, horribly clashing pants and thick soled pointy boots with a button strap. Also wears a worn hat, sort of like a fedora but less flashy. He usually has on large, circular "peace and love" sunnies as well.
Fave Colors: Paisely
Main Instrument: Guitar. His favorite is a worn acoustic with a plain wooden finish.
Drives: a Mini Cooper with the Union Jack on the roof.


Bastian Libache (leh-bach-ee)
Bastian had his name legally changed from "Sebastian" when he was old enough to do so. He's a very emotional man and often spits out cheesy lines that sound like poetry he's made up in the middle of the night.
Age: 23 || Height: 5" 11"|| Romantic Interest: Elly
Skin Tone: Very pale, almost vampirish in appearance
Body Type: Slender but very toned, especially his abdomen. Feather tattoos cover his upper chest to hide a faint scar he got when he was small from a dog attack. He has a scar on his shoulderblade down to his waist on his left side from when he saved Elly's life.
Hair: Jet black with white skunk stripe bangs. Also sports black chin scruff.
Makeup: goth types including smudging under and possibly above his eyes, sometimes a "sharky" greenish-blue eyeshadow.
Clothing: Gothy belts & buckles, lots of black, leather, and trenchcoats. Wears a piece of the knife taken out of his back when he saved Els on a silver chain around his neck.
Eyes: Very light, icy blue. One of his most distinguishing features.
Fave Colors: Blue and black
Main Instrument: Bass Guitar (white and black, the white side has a black dragon curled around it, think "yin and yang"). Bastian can, however, play multiple instruments as well as sing and is somewhat of a musical genius.
Drives: a black Element with a red dragon design on both sides of the car.
Pets: carnivorous plants (pitcher plants, venus fly traps, etc). One cluster is called 'The Audrey's' and is named after "Audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors, an homage to the musical because it was the first time Bastian ever sang onstage (in Middle School).


Elly Libache (leh-bach-ee)
Elly had no discernible last name before marrying Bastian (she was dropped off at an orphantage and doesn't know who her real parents were. She dropped her foster-parents name as soon as she was legal). She's the co-founder of the band and the lead singer. She was going out with Surlaw originally but they broke up sometime after Bastian saved her life and she's now with 'Bast instead.
Age: 29 || Height: 5' 4" || Romantic Interest: Surlaw, Bastian.
Skin Tone: Pale, yet still lightly pink instead of Bast's almost-white appearance. She bruises easily due to her coloring.
Build: She's built very much like Jessica Rabbit (Julian calls her this as a sort of nickname) but rounder on the bottom with a roll of belly fat on her midriff as well- an "overgenerous" build.
Hair: Dyed purple but underneath that she's completely gray. She went gray at a very early age and was tormented by the people that took her in about it until she moved out.
Makeup: Three white pearly dots under both her eyes, sometimes lip gloss.
Clothing: Black or purple tops with black and/or purple leather pants or jeans. Her stage outfit has furry boots that look like the tops of Clydesdale legs!
Eyes: A variant of deep blue that looks like purple.
Fave Colors: Black & Purple.
Main Instrument: vocalist. Elly isn't great at playing instruments but can play guitar and bass well enough to cover someone onstage if she really needs to (provided the part isn't too difficult).
Drives: a neon-green neon, one of the old ones from when they were first coming out with them. She insists it's "perfectly okay" and has spent so much money on it to have it reworked from the inside out to keep it with her instead of getting a new car.
Pets: a small tank filled with "glowfish", a flourescent type of fish that look like little neon sea creatures under blacklight.


Julian Tokker (long o sound)
The Joker, the smoker, the "crazy guy" of the band - like every drummer always seems to be on the outside -- Julie's actually quite tormented on the inside. He lived in Ireland until he was 16 when he finally broke free of his folks, forged some ID, and left the country for America under somewhat illegal circumstances. He applied for citizenship once he turned of age, though. He used his alias "Joker" and the facepaint he wears to hide from his parents and even though his mother has found him he still wears it.
Instrument: Drums. Julie's favorite drums are somewhat rusty-looking. They appear to be slabs and scraps of metal with tin garbage cans that look quite punk. They sound good, though, since it's all ornamental.
Skin Tone: Normal, but burns very easily. He doesn't care if he burns if he is out in the sun too long - which he does often because he's always riding his bicycle everywhere.
Body Type: Normal. His legs are strong due to his getting everywhere on his own power and not relying on cars often, but he's slender enough and lazes around when he's not getting places so it all evens out.
Hair: naturally red, but he has it dyed a crazy neon green.
Makeup: messy white with splotched green around his lips and shadowed or painted dark eyes.
Clothing: grunge, stuff with paint-splatters, loves suspenders and high-tops.
Eyes: Green || Height: 5' 7"
Fave Colors: Gray, black, neon green.
Drives: a simple green bicycle. He doesn't like cars and says he can get anywhere he wants faster on his bike.
Romantic Interest: Anything blond and female ...also, burgers!
Pets: none, but he always jokes he's going to name whatever he gets, if he gets anything, "Extra Rare"...
Siblings: Julian had a sister named Veera that killed herself a year into his rise to fame. His family lives in Ireland and his mother and father are extremely religious - so much that he ran away from them and uses the makeup as a cover so folks don't know who he is on sight. He promised his sister he'd come back to "save her" and when he didn't she hung herself. Pictures of him cut out of magazines and papers were found by her side when they found her body.