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Changed slightly to be Elly's responses because she felt it better suited for ironic purposes. I'm not a bitch by nature but stupidity bothers me ...and obsessive fangirls are on the top of the "dumbass" list. Myself included.
Are you and Zoro really married? D: [/insert sad face here]
Oh, yeah. I'm married to a two-dimensional character. I can also fly and I subsist on magical candy unicorn farts. Sorry for being so cynical, but I've clearly explained that my husband roleplays him sometimes and I refer to him as "Zoro" for many reasons (one of which being we both like the character)! It's called having fun and having a fantasy. It's neat. Try it sometime instead of just slapping together crack yaoi pairings.
So then I can have him?
If you find an interdimensional portal that can transport you someplace that doesn't exist and then he actually falls in love with you although you're probably jailbait if you're silly enough to ask me? Be my guest.
What's an "Image Dump"? Why is it bad?
It's when people do this. You take a whole bunch of URLs of some character artwork, screenshots and images like that and "dump" them in a post on a forum with the title "Cool Zoro Pictures" or something. No, you're not hotlinking but it's crappy to throw our shit on the garbage heap like that with no credit to who made it. You don't have permission to use it, so don't use it. What you could do is link to our site instead.
Where can I buy (videos, etc)?
Try Play-Asia. Or go to our damned Outside Links page. That's where we tell you to find stuff like that.
Your screenshots suck!
Stealing sucks and I know most people are gonna do it. There's a not-so-hidden safety precaution in each and every screenshot we have on the site, so sometimes the images aren't "crystal clear".
What does you use to draw with?
Paper, pencils, pens, Flash 5, PhotoShop 7. I draw with a mouse, not a tablet.
Can I have one of those items on the Merchandise pages?
Um, did you just ask me to give you something for free? Why? Can I have your computer/iPod/cell phone/prized possessions?
Do you actually have everything in the Merchandise pages?
Not everything, but quite a lot of it.
It's okay to take your images and place them on my PhotoBucket account, right? I'm not hotlinking that way!
NO. If you like my art well enough why are you not telling me? It's not flattering to see my images stolen and spread all over the net with no one giving a shit about the artist behind them. That's rude and you'll be listed at the "Wanted: Art Theft" page.
Hiya Zoro hottie, omg.. are you single? ur so sexxi!!!11
Stop hitting on Zoro through me plzokthnxbai.
Can my site affiliate with yours?
I don't know. Just email me your request. I won't do it if you have illegal downloads on your site, though.
Who do you think Zoro would be with ...
Wait, I don't ship. Especially on an adventure anime/manga where Oda doesn't mean for the characters to be romantically involved. So: no one.
Can I have your AIM name so we can chat?
Neither of us like that kind of shit. If you really want you can meet us both at the Brig. That's as far as we'll go as far as 'chatting'.
Oda would hate you for what you're doing to Zoro!
Just like he hates his fellow artist - the creator of Hellsing -- for drawing explicit gang-bang Nami hentai, right? LOL.
You're too old for Zoro/to like Zoro/anime/cool things.
Nico Robin is around the same age (give or take a couple years). Also: did you just tell me what I could or couldn't do with my own life because it upsets you? WTF?
You guys aren't married (insert complaints here)!
We have canon & non canon sections, all of which are clearly marked. Don't view the non-canon if it's gonna piss you off, that's like sticking your dumbass hand in an oven marked "HOT" and then bitching that you got burned! Really. This is something that just drips stupidity and/or someone's spiteful nature. I don't go to a site if I don't like what's on it. Just don't go to mine if you're that upset. It won't kill me. I'll live.
What's some of your other fave anime/manga?
Hellsing, Paranoia Agent, Franken Fran, Pocket Monsters...a few others. I like quite a few.